In the world of science fiction, science fiction does not exist?
In the world of science fiction, science fiction does not exist.
It's an interesting concept to fathom isn't it? Think about it. It's especially prevalent in the story of Doctor Who, a time traveler who is inextricably linked to London, and England as a sort-of massive hero who shows up from time to time. In London, Doctor Who is a phenomenon that exists as a television show that started in 1963, that still airs today. Although it's gone into hiatus on occasion, to be brought back better than ever each time, it's a story and a character who has saved the British countryside from attack after attack, then bops off into the future or the past, and does it all over again. Here's the thing. It's a cultural experience that has been with Britain, and the world for decades. It's a piece of pop-culture. There it's bigger than star trek, and possibly bigger than Star Wars. Everybody has a plastic sonic screwdriver, with it's little black light on the end, and yet on the show, no one knows about Doctor Who. He's a big secret. In the world of the show, the television story does not exist. Since it happens in real time, now, we can't even pretend that, like Star Trek, it's all way in the future.
So, we have to come up with a reason why no one in England knows about this story. What else does that mean, not just in the world of science fiction, but even if you keep it tied to British science fiction, you have a real problem. In the Doctor Who special Christmas Invasion, the doctor mentions the character Arthur Dent, from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a series that was widely popular in Britain and in the world. He says that something is "very Arthur Dent", and calls him a nice chap. Does this, clearly a nod to Douglas Adams, and the influence that Douglas had on not only British science fiction, but Doctor Who itself as a writer and script editor in it's earlier years, turn into an acknowledgement of Arthur Dent as a good character in British science fiction that the Doctor enjoys, and he's chuckling about it, or is he acknowledging that the entire world of Douglas Adams's Hitchhiker's Guide series exists within the world of Doctor Who? Complicated sentence right? I think I've got my message across.
In a world where the Battlestar Galactica shows up on Earth in the seventies, finally having made it, and finds us unaware of the existence of ships that can travel in space that our brothers from across the stars seem to have created, what does that leave us with? I remember watching the original version of Battlestar Glactica on television, and there, when they arrive on Earth, the arrive to an Earth that hasn't just watched them on air, and to make a point that I think everyone agrees on, without the shape of Darth Vader's helmet, I don't think the Silons can exist. And at that point... in a strange sort of logic, does it mean that somewhere in the world of the original Battlestar Galactica, the world of Star Wars exists somewhere a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away to inspire the other?
I know what you're thinking out there. Where's my suspension of disbelief?
It's wondering why Queen Elizabeth II, who I've heard takes the series DVDs of the new Doctor Who show with her on vacation, is suddenly running through Buckingham Palace, escaping with the Corgis after the Doctor calls her to warn her he's about to hit the palace with the Starship Titanic (another reference, a kiss back to Douglas Adams). In the show, though you never see her face, just her rushing feet, and a shot behind her as she waves the savior of Britain on, she's someone, a Queen Elizabeth that does not know about the television show, but instead knows the Doctor himself!
It's... A conundrum.
I have always liked the way that the comic book series Watchmen handled their own existence in conjunction with other comic books. New York is the home of a large number of super heroes (Spider-Man included) who fight crime there. In the world that the Watchmen inhabit, comic books are all centered on pirates. It becomes a splinter, or a separate world, a parallel.
So does this mean that in a parallel universe Doctor Who actually exists? I don't know, but what I do know is that science fiction, as much as I love it, leaves this question open. Maybe there's something to be said for omitting the earth all together. Star Wars is the only one that seems to co-habit without causing a lot of trouble. Being in a galaxy far far away, there's no real continuity to break.
Every week, we’ll build a tank out of something…
The A-Team. You know you watched it. I know I did. I don't remember all the seasons. It was back in the time when what happened one show to another was pretty much separated from all the rest of the shows around it, but I liked it. It was cool. And they built a tank at the end of every episode. Or at least that's the way it seemed to me.
Murdock, he got to be the comic relief, and could fly the helicopter. (How did they ever afford the fuel?) Face, he was the pretty boy (Though I frequently imagined that he was really Starbuck in disguise, living on earth...) who was actually a master of disguise on the show. There was Hannibal, who always loved it when a plan came together, and B.A. (Mr. T.) who was the muscle. Together they would usually take the case of some hot guest star, and off they'd go being all noble and clever, like little vigilantes.
Then, between the commercial break that split the last two acts, they would build a Frankenstein monster of a tank out of some poor sedan or Jeep, and be ready to take it into battle against the enemy. I could almost count on it.
Don’t worry, everybody lost the instructions
Yep. I admit it. I had the 45. I downloaded it on iTunes. I had the song. I followed The Greatest American hero, one of the best mid-season replacements of all time (followed by Buffy maybe?) from time slot to time slot as it made it's reckless flight week to week. The adventures of a super hero with a super suit, given to him by aliens, and partnered with an FBI agent, a great method I think, of giving Ralph's crime fighting a sense of credibility and purpose, this lone teacher is suddenly thrust into a world of unique powers and adventures each week. Despite the lead character's never mentioned name change from one season to the next since he shared the name of the man who shot Ronald Regan, the Greatest American Hero gives us something that we all need very much, and it does it in a way that's entertaining week to week.
Entrusted with the suit, which gives him miraculous powers, Ralph is able to fly, turn invisible, run really fast, magnetize himself, pretty much anything that the story calls for. He does it all, just not very well. He's learning, and sometimes when he's flying he lands in a heap, like a great albatross, or sometimes like a sack of potatos. He does get better, and eventually he learns that he has much more to offer. He finds out that there's a lot more inside him, that he's capable of, he just doesn't know it. He's capable of so much, yet his inexperience and unfamiliarity with the suit makes him clumsy, and we can see him stumble, recover, and eventually they catch the bad guy. How is this possible? Simple, he's lost the manual.
The aliens who dropped off the suit, ostensibly for someone else in the first place, left a manual that would teach the user how to do everything the suit was capable of. On his way from the site of the alien ship, Ralph loses the manual, and is forced to learn on his own how to progress and win through life. He has been imbued, as we all have with great power, creativity, and gifts, he just doesn't know what they all are or how to use them.
We've all lost that manual that came with being born. The Greatest American Hero is about how we all go through life unsure of ourselves, and without the full knowledge of what we can become. If we could just tap that gap in our cosmic consciousness and come up with the answers to why we are here, and what is our purpose in life, and what will we be good at and enjoy, life wouldn't be the real mystery that it is. We are all living without that knowledge, learning about what it means to us day by day, and how that interpretation changes.
Ralph is eventually offered a second manual, as I remember it, but this one is quickly lost as well. All this cut and dried stuff is for the birds anyway. Part of life is learning these things for yourself, stumbling, and learning how to fall on your face and come back to nail a problem the second time around.
Be happy we lost the instructions. Believe it or not, I am.
That mustache feeling
I have to admit, that many years ago, when the mustache crawled across the Tick's face and started typing a note to him in Spanish, that I've been thinking about growing my own. It took many years, (I wonder why sometimes) but I've finally done it, beard and all. Though I think about shaving it off every single day, I can't help but be thankful that I did it. I had always wondered, and this may sound odd, what God intended my face to look like. So, while on vacation to Disney World what seems like a lifetime ago now, I decided to toss the razors and see how long I could take it.
I'm happy to say that I kind of like the look. It hides a lot of my neck, and it's not nearly as uncomfortable as I thought it might be in the Georgia heat.I think everyone should try one eventually. The truth is I don't think I thought would actually like it. I figured in three months or six months that I would shave it off and be done with it, but the truth is that nearly two years later I still have it. prior to this I had fooled around with growing a beard, but every time the at the week's end I couldn't stand it and I would shave it off. There was one time when I was working at a local seminary where I let it go for a week and gave it a good look in the mirror and really thought about keeping it because I liked the way it looked. In the end it took a Disney trip and seriously working through an itchy stage before I got it finished. Interestingly there's a patch on the left side of my face about the size of a thumb print that doesn't really grow at all. That should keep me debating cutting the sides off and going for more of a goatee instead of the full beard for a while.
It's of course there's a lot of writers out there who are famous for their beards, Stephen King being one of them who have always admired I consider George Lucas a great storyteller, also with a good beard and who could forget the practically iconic Alan Moore, responsible for some of the best Swamp Thing has to offer as well as Watchmen and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, please the comic book and not the movie. I don't know whether I am modeling myself after these people, justifying a beard based on some of my personal heroes or just considering it an amusing story. Either way it seems the beard is here to stay, at least for a while.
